Jamie Foxx is getting some serious props for owning up to a full frontal nude picture of him that’s been floating around the internet. Well, to be fair, he’s not getting the props just for admit it’s him and it’s legit. The picture also proves that Foxx is quite well endowed. Last night he was on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, and Conan asked him about the photo. Then shook his hand. Jamie acted like he was embarrassed, but knowing men, I seriously doubt that was the case.
You can see the original full-frontal nude picture by clicking the image but it’s obviously about as NSFW as NSFW gets.
You’ll notice that a celebrity only admits it’s them when it’s a great photo. There are all sorts of pictures and videos that everyone’s busy denying. Really the only way to get them to ‘fess up is if it strokes the ego. So to speak. Sorry, I had to. Personally, if I were Jamie Foxx I would have this picture made into a pendant and wear it around my neck. All. The. Time. Instead of shaking their hand, I would greet people by flashing them the pendant. Because I’d want them to know what they’re dealing with from the get-go. Like, “Hey, how are you, whoops! That’s right, I’m better than you, you better hang your head whenever you’re around me. Yeah, that’s right, look. Damn I’m amazing.” And then wander off. Because it’d be important that everybody know what I have going on.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Jamie Foxx - Full frontal
Halloween Outfit
Look! What an fantastic halloween outfit! No wait, it's Amy Wino, SORRY, Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend
The ‘Rehab’ singer Amy Wino, SORRY, Amy Winehouse has reportedly been on several dates with the unknown man over the last month, but is said to be keeping the romance hidden until she is sure they have a future together.
A source told the Daily Star: “Amy’s been seeing a new guy for just over a month. He’s good for her. He tells her she’s a beautiful woman and wants her to value her life.
“Amy has a lot of self-doubt and often loathes the life she’s created. But her new man is slowly making her like herself again.”
However, recent speculation has suggested that Winehouse is still pining for her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
The insider added: “Amy still longs for Blake’s attention. She will always love him. He’s in her blood and bones. Everything she does is about Blake.”
The 26-year-old made her return to the UK stage on TV talent show Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night.
Every Halloween, bitches of all ages and sizes stuff their asses into fishnets to walk the streets looking like they will suck every last dollar out of you. But why should humans be the only ones doing ho shit on October 31st? Let's drags our pets down the slut road too! Pimps up, dogs down!
Consumerist pointed my ass to a few sites selling "sexy dog Halloween costumes" and matching whore outfits for you too! You can dress your dog up as a "Sexy Alice in Wonderland Scarecrow" (whatever the dick that is) or as a "naughty French maid." Blame Paris Hilton.
I'm going to save my coins, because my dog already walks around like a big skankity skank skank. I mean, he struts the streets totally nekkid and that's about as whorey as you can get.
Stupid Idiots
Stupid idiots has made a homemade catapult to send a friend flying over his house to the other side. Simply idiots. Watch the video clip and get amazed by these fools.
